Friday, August 26, 2011

At First I was Afraid, I was Petrified...

"Oh now go, walk out the door... just turn around now, you're not welcome anymore..."

Yea, we're talking to you Irene, Please don't come here (or anywhere else for that matter). We aren't prepared for another hurricane and don't wish it upon anyone. Not to mention school was (dramatic pause) CANCELLED! That's right, one day in and now they are all home. Don't you think that's enough natural disaster for everyone? The twins are nick named "Thunder and Lighting" and we've had just about enough of that. 

Perhaps you'd leave us alone if we offered up a sacrifice.

(Ann's car) If you MUST cause destruction, take this. She's a 1999 suburban and  purrs like a kitten. You can have her. Toss her, drop a pine tree on her, carry her out to sea. We do not care. But please do not cause harm to us, the rest of the east coast, gulf coast, bahamas or anywhere else where there is land or humans.

We know your potential, our parents still talk about Hazel.(the worst Hurricane in North Carolina history) But check the cover of this book...Don't ya love it? She is so stylish in the middle of a natural disaster. She's in her bathing suit and trench with 
makeup on. Take that Irene.

We will survive...
Bye,bye birdie,

credit to: Jay Barnes, Aretha Franklin...

1 comment:

Randi said...

OH I love the cover of that book....I might have to share it with my readers!

Best of luck to you with Irene. I'm actually quite hopeful she'll take my 1999 heap of a car with her!

Stay safe!

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