Boys' New Beds!

READ: Hutson stayed up all night sneezing. Must be allergic to either the dirty pallet headboards or mattress. Can you take care of that today? ME (out loud): Uh, sure.  ME: (to myself) Crap, mattresses are expensive. Does Read have any idea what this means? Should I just go with it? Clearly, new mattresses should be bigger. Bigger mattresses need bigger headboards. Plus. Pallet is dirty and old. Definitely moldy = sneezing. Bigger mattresses means new 100% cotton bedding, just to be sure.  10:01: Mattress store. Tried out most comfy mattress available because I might want to sleep there.  10:05: Bought mattresses, with caveat that must be delivered today. 10:15: Lowes. Need non-moldy headboards. Cheap.  $16, pegboard. Cut to fit two full size beds. Did I mentioned I upgraded my babies to full beds? Simple tape and leftover paint. I didn't even need to measure because the holes did the trick. I bought tons of hooks for shelves, toys, books...New FULL size beds, of course needed new bedding. Nate Berkus (for Target) to the rescue. Plus it's 100% cotton. Very important. READ: Whoa. I can't believe you did that TODAY. I didn't really think you would be able to pull that off in one day. ME (to myself): He knows me better than that. No more sneezing... bye bye birdie